Birds are not real

Fellow Freethinkers, have you been suspicious of these supposed birds infecting our cities? Are you interested in learning the truth? Prepare yourselves and read on to be awoken in truth.

The Basics Take Flight

Information surrounding birds, their mission, and ties to government espionage, is long and investigations are still ongoing. However a breif history can be found here with the official site of Birds aren't real. It is believed that in the 1950s, birds were removed and replaced with drone spies to monitor the American government and relay information on criminal activity. It is believed that most, if not all, birds within US and Canada are drone replacements however, there is a small theory forming that natural birds may have re-entered the population. For those that have payed attention, you may have noticed that our feathered 'friends' are more than what they may lead you to believe. suspicions are high so here is a list to easily identify a government issued spy drone bird.

• Keeps its distance from humans and animals
• Constantly monitoring areas by flying frequently in short burst
• Chirping to attract attention and receive a better visual and thier suspect's face
• Blinked red light in the eyes indicating a low battery camera
• Little spy hats on their heads (imaged below)

Anatomy of the Common Fake Bird

Hopefully you have gained some valuable information, to learn more or to help fight back follow this link and help stop the reign of fake birds.